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I am formally dubbing this day, that which marks the end of the week: Sensual Sunday.
Yes, Sunday signifies different things to different people, varies by country, culture and religion. Can be shaped by what type of work you do, where you are in your life, or what is planned for the coming week.
For me, it is always a day that either mourns the end of a fabulous weekend or celebrates the opportunity to soon accomplish great things as the weekend approaches. So, to celebrate I am taking “Sunday Funday” to a whole new level, I’m goin kinky with it!
(Photo credit: TheSexBucketList)
To start I pose this erotic take on a common theme; “what is your sexual bucket list?”
To all those brave enough to share, I welcome you to freely, and if you prefer, anonymously, share what kinky, sensual, sexy things you want to try before you kick the bucket (hopefully while not performing one of these delectable acts!).
Further, I welcome you to share acts that were once on the list but have been euphorically accomplished. Did they meet your expectations? Tell, tell, tell!
So you don’t feel I’m putting you on the spot without making myself vulnerable to the task I ask of you; here are a few things that made it onto my sexual bucket list:
- Join the mile high club
- Have sex on every continent (Antarctica is a wild card – if it happens it happens, if not that’s okay too)
- Role play more. Get my dominatrix on
- Have sex on a train a la “Risky Business”
- Bang in an elevator
- Make a(nother) sex tape
- Pullover and do it on the side of the road during a long road trip (killing two birds with one stone – I’ve never banged in a car before. I’m from NYC, we don’t drive.)
- Do it in a packed bar bathroom
- Reach orgasm from every standard position (to clarify these are what I consider “standard positions”: missionary, girl-on-top, doggy-style and standing up sex. Everything else, I find, is a variation of these four – but please correct me if I’m wrong if add if I forgot anything)
That’s a taste of what I’m burning to burn for. Not really all that exciting when I look back on it, so I really need some advice to spice it up!
*Next Sunday: Your sexiest search terms, yes Google totally thinks I’m a slut!
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I just over the weekend crossed off sex in a sleazy motel. It was picture perfect—right across from an adult store.
Other things?
Threesome (mmf and mff), moresome, orgy, mile high club, on a boat, in a walk-in freezer, double-penetration with my two dicks (the real one and a recently acquired strap-on for men). I’m sure there are more. I’m a fan of locations
I’d love to fill out the sexual informatics group sex diagram: http://www.xeromag.com/groupsex.html
GOOD ONE… sex in a sleazy motel, like one they charge by the hour because you want it so bad it can’t wait. I used to want that all the time. I was working with a guy I was also banging, and he also had a gf, so we didn’t have a lot of opportunity to get it on, but we’d talk dirty on IM ALL day and so many times I would GOOGLE the nearest cheap hotel (btw, there aren’t many in the area surrounding the Empire State Building where we worked together – this is also, btw, why I have had sex in the Empire State…many times).
Good for you! I will have to add it to the list!
in a walk-in-freezer?? ok, i guess that can be icy hot. I gave head on a ski lift…that’s as close as I’ve come (well he did the coming) to that
I’ll have to check out this diagram. I’m also a fan of locations. I just so happen to have covered quite a few already since as I mentioned I lived home for a while and dated people who had gf’s or also lived home and I backpack a lot, so finding ways to screw when you’re in hostel dorm with 10 other people becomes a challenge (and yes, I’ve done it with people in the room in desperate times).
Still not really feeling the multiple partner thing. Just a personal preference… totally can see the hotness of it
They didn’t actually charge by the hour, sadly, which was SUPER awkward, because the incredibly friendly guy at the desk totally thought we were actually staying for the night, until we came back two hours later and turned in the keys, saying we were done. Pretty sure now he thinks my friend was a hooker
Once you have achieved #2 you might then have to expand it to include sex on every continent with a person *ethnically indigenous* to that continent.
You forgot threesome,foursome or more-some.
Do all the some-s!
You think? Honestly, I’ve been contemplating it, come close a few times, it just never happened. Now, I’m not as interested in trying it justbforbthe sake of having done it. It’s not something that interests me really. Maybe it’s the ADD but I have enough trouble focusing on one partner in bed… Don’t know how I’d handle more than one.
But… You enjoy/recommend?
Yeah, well, it’s kind of been a fantasy since I first learnt what a solid snake was. And yep, enjoyed, recommend. But … I would probably recommend watching a few 3somes pornos first, so you mentally wrap your head around what you’re doing, and then, bam, you can execute like a Jenna Jameson.
Aaah! taking it there, damn, I thought just VISITING every state in the US was a weighty goal, but screwing in every state…that would take some serious effort – BUT I’m def up for it! Man I wish I’d been sluttier when I visited Alaska and Hawaii, not sure when I’ll make it back to those two states again!
Go, screw, go!
I too would definitely love to in every continent! Also, every state in the US!
With tits like that you need a better goal.
You’re boring AND an underachiever. The only challenge on your list is #1.
ok, well… what do you suggest I add??? and for the record, you don’t know what I’ve ALREADY done. Maybe, I just have nothing interesting left…
I highly doubt you’ve fucked in the Empire State Building, 38th floor, on the window sill, or behind the brush of a luxury building in midtown Manhattan on a busy Saturday night.. or.. well I was saving the rest for next weeks post. But i lived with my parents for a long time and have done a ton of backpacking so… I’ve had to be creative with where I’ve gotten it on…ooh on a no women allowed floor in military base with a gorgeous viking like sailor whose dick was so huge, he had trouble getting the magnum condom on. WAY too tight, but I’m sure you have that problem all the time
Here’s the deal. A 6 or better with a sex bucket list seems slutty and pathetic … unless she includes real challenges. Hardened criminals don’t mug old ladies for street cred. Just sayin’
Your list isn’t even male player level. It resembles the wishes of an average Joe. And even though at 29 you are pushing the wall, you DO have a vagina so your sex items need to reflect this huge advantage. Examples…
Mile high club > Fuck the pilot. Show em why the call it the cock pit.
Have sex on every content > Seduce a woman of every race.
You get the hint…update the level of difficultly
RE: Dick size etc.
Guys with little dicks might envy guys with gigantic dicks, but guys with big dicks know better! And we laugh at anorgamsic girls posturing as size queens. Reaching orgasm from every standard position is not an advanced goal, it’s remedial sexuality. Plus sailor boy should be using custom condoms. They make those ya know.
And no I’ve never fucked in the Empire state building. Duh! 292 million Americans don’t spend a lot of time in NYC. Which also means fucking in cars doesn’t do it for me. That’s high school cliche in every other city. And by the way pulling over to have sex on a road trip is bad form… you gotta keep rolling. Why do you not know this? My bucket list might make your head spin.
So your fuck mission should you choose to accept it is
1. Seduce a male who believes in chastity e.g. find a devout Catholic/Muslim and soil him.
2. Use a dildo on a dude. San Fran is only right across the bay. And you get bonus points if you peg a “straight” guy.
3. Hookup with a notable celebrity. Guys that have groupies are a challenge simply because of the competition you’ll face.
This message will self destruct in 5 seconds…
Good luck!
Actually, I wasn’t being completely honest.. #2 is huge fantasy of mine, didn’t wanna scare people away. Had an opportunity once, with a gay/bi dude in DC. I would have if I were attracted to him at all.
I guess…im more old fashioned/enjoy just … regular sex than I realized. I have found that all the other stuff, even the stuff ive done, just distract me from actually enjoying the act. I lose focus.
in regard to dick size. that’s one I DONT wanna surpass… ive been to kinda hurts to painful just at the start to just this shit fucking hurts (and trust me, self lubrication has NEVER been a problem but even w lube etc.. and yah know its the ones you LEAST expect to whip out monster sized cock!)
I’m sure that you have read my bucket list, but from that list a threesome partner that does not go crazy and returns for more than one or two times. If I could, sex while sky diving and finally while I wouldn’t mind having sex on every continent I will happily settle with sex with someone from each continent, please bring your stamped passport please.
I have to ask what are your standard positions to orgasm in?
WOW, THAT is ambitious.. and I’m sure highly dangerous. But i guess thats what makes it fun!
I love to read everything about sex. This is a nice one
Lol. thanks, glad you enjoyed it!