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I have, in the past, posted my “weirdest” search terms.

Mostly the gist of these have remained consistent. Apparently, I am a pillar in both the kinky sex fetish and the bird/parrot pet owning communities. Yes, an odd if not concerning revelation (wonder if there is a correlation between the two?).

My most frequent wacky search terms by far someway refer to “dog blow jobs”. Seriously, this is a near daily hit on my search engine “searched for” list. Also, kind of concerning. I may contact the ASPCA, who knows what or the extent of sexual abuse is occurring in the animal world they are not privy to!

Today, I one term caught my eye. It was the specificity of the phrase that really caught my attention. It made reference to what I thought was an uncommon or at least non mainstream “fantasy”, if only due to the minimal size of the target population.

“woman having sex in funitel“

Show of hands, how many of you know what a funitel is?

I certainly did not until last year. This snowsport transportation vehicle is more commonly used in Europe and has very specific parameters in order to be used appropriately. It is a ski term for a tram-like (but NOT a tram due to, as aforementioned minor specifications I can’t distinguish off the top of my head) apparatus. It is an indoor vessel for getting from the base of the mountain to the summit.

A funitel is what I would have called a gondola, others a tram, but I had never heard the term funitel until last season at Squaw Valley, located in the North Lake Tahoe area of California, USA. Squaw is the only ski resort that has a proper funitel.

In one of my posts I talk about how Mike had an on going fantasy about us bangin in the “funi”.

A funi ride is fairly long, sex with Mike could, when he wanted, be very short. On a midweek eve it would be possible to have the spacious lift to ourselves. He had given this much though and had come up with only one unresolved question regarding the execution of the act: to take off our ski boots or not.

Yes between the probability of us getting the funi to ourselves, the fact it was fully clear plastic so the people behind or ahead probably would see what was going on if they paid enough attention. The sheer dynamics of removing and comfortably performing the act given the inherent nature of ski clothing, layering, Mike’s affinity for jumpsuits got me wondering if this could work.

However, slowly the idea grew on me and it became a fantasy of mine as well. I had already successfully performed oral sex (to completion if you get my drift) on a regular old outdoor slow as fuck ski lift. Fucking in the funitel couldn’t possibly more difficult to pull off.

Alas, this dream was never satisfied. At least not between him and I. I am sure he will make the same proposition to his new girlfriend, bitch (kidding, that is me, hatin’).

So, turns out we are not the only ones interested in funitel fornication! Someone specifically searched for “woman having sex in funitel”. Leaving me to wonder, how often do they wipe down those plastic seats in there?

~ the audacious amateur blogger, sometimes exhibitionist

**CORRECTION: actual search phrase was “girl being fucked in funitel”. Just wanted to make sure I provided as accurate information as possible.

December 21, 2012 -> Today I noted this search term (providing and exams of this obsession with dogs and blow jobs!; “blow job while dog jumping in”

What does that even mean??